Dear United Airlines,
I'd like to thank you for ruining my trip to San Fransisco. I'm not positive if it was entirely your fault or someone else's, but judging from the complaints I heard from others in the complaint line and judging by how I was treated by your customer service workers, I chose to blame you.
While you did offer to sell me a ticket for $1200 shortly after trying to sell my friend an extra 5 inches of leg room, I did not accept. Maybe I should have. I mean, if her 5 inches were worth approximately $7/inch, I should have gotten about 171 inches! What a deal! However, I sadly did not take you up on this offer.
Maybe it's for the better though. I mean, this way, I DO get to be in Waco this weekend! Who needs the Golden Gate bridge when you have the Suspension bridge?? Plus, I'll get to spend quality time at the library! Thank you, United Airlines!